Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Trailer
Cast
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Seth MacFarlane
Writer
Alec Sulkin
Writer
Wellesley Wild
Writer
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Comments
10 Comments
Miki 1234Mar 16, 2026
the guy from family plan 😁
AminuxMar 21, 2025
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Ashley KolokoMar 21, 2025
THUTHUKANI MABASOFeb 13, 2025
funny
user7354216239730Jul 29, 2024
source: Ted 2
promisesFeb 12, 2024
..
MohssinJan 21, 2024
OG HumbleDec 19, 2023
nice move