Panic! At The Disco's official video for 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time' from the album Death Of A Bachelor - available now on DCD2 / Fueled By Ramen. Stream/Download: https://patd.lnk.to/deathofabachelor Subscribe to P!ATD on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1jTpNa1 Upcoming tour dates - http://www.panicatthedisco.com/tour Site: http://panicatthedisco.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/panicatthedisco Twitter: http://twitter.com/panicatthedisco YouTube: http://youtube.com/panicatthedisco Instagram: http://instagram.com/panicatthedisco Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1CsbsdC Store: https://store.panicatthedisco.com Directed by Tim Hendrix LYRICS: Alright, alright It’s a helluva feeling though Who are these people I just woke up in my underwear No liquor left on the shelf I should prob’ly introduce myself You shoulda seen what I wore I had a cane and a party hat was the king of this hologram Where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves Five thousand people with designer drugs Don’t think I’ll ever get enough Champagne, cocaine, gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying if you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah Don’t threaten me with a good time What are these footprints They don’t look very human like Now I wish that I could find my clothes Bedsheets and a morning rose I wanna wake up Can’t even tell if this is a dream How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool Upside down with a perfect view Bar to bar at the speed of sound Fancy feet dancing through this town Lost my mind in a wedding gown Don’t think I’ll ever get it now I’m a scholar and a gentleman And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt But I make these high heels work I’ve told you time and time again I’m not as think as you drunk I am And we all fell down as the sun came up I think