Sebastian Radclaw - The Story So Far

Hello, my name is Sebastian Radclaw! I was raised in a small cottage by my Uncle Eggbert. We would spend long sunny days drinking tall bottles of home made lemonade and lie together in thick meadows of freshly woven grass. My Uncle Eggbert always used to tell me that I could be whatever I wanted to be, and as he lay on his death bed, I told him I wanted to be a wrestler. In that moment, I saw a flicker of happiness in his eyes, and, holding his hand, in those final moments, I told him I would do anything to make him proud. Since then, I've had my ups and downs. I always like to introduce myself to my opponent and offer to shake their hand, because my Uncle Eggbert always used to tell me that a firm handshake is the sign of a jolly good man. They always slap me when I do this so at the last show in Cardiff I had the idea of ducking when JD Knight tried to slap me! I thought this was really clever as I looked him in the eyes and said "Not this time, buddy!" But then he just slapped me with the other hand instead :( Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always feel happy when I know I've done my best. Each and every time I step inside that ring I have the fire of Uncle Eggbert in my soul! In this little video made by my friend Mark, there's footage of my matches with Damian Dunne, Ian Williams, and JD Knight. The Christmas show in Bristol was really cool because Father Christmas came and helped me and then everyone was holding me on their shoulders because they'd been drinking lots of beer. Anyway I'm going to stop talking now because when I talk too much I get excited and when I get excited I lick my lips and snigger and my gammy eye goes into the side of my face and I don't know why but it's because I was born with my eye like that and Uncle Eggbert said it's the sign of an eccentric gentleman but everyone else just calls me a freak. And I'm not a freak. I hope you enjoy the video and I hope to see you all soon! From your friend Sebastian Radclaw, July 2013