00:00 Intro: Shitty Superpowers 00:20 Discovery of r/shittysuperpowers 00:50 Upcoming superhero movies and predicting upcoming Marvel updates 01:46 Superhero fatigue VS comeback 02:50 Name suggestion for the Hey Tablo Community 03:32 You can summon a 70yr old man in a fight 06:29 Non-mindreading 09:12 When you stub your toe on an object it apologizes 11:27 You can make any Youtube channel lose one subscriber 12:13 Fart sound into an announcement 13:55 Unreading a book 16:02 If you clench your ass for 2 hours you can fly 19:54 You can control your height by picking your nose 22:15 You can read minds but it’s been Google translated 1000 times 23:24 Beaver teeth 23:45 Teleport to haters 26:02 Sneeze jazz music 27:22 Alphabet song 32:22 Time travel 36:20 Making time go slower 41:18 Snapping finger to make people crap their pants 42:50 Yeehaw charging Hey Tablo is also available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pocket Casts, Amazon, etc. K-pop icon and Epik High frontman Tablo has seen it all—from surviving an internet witchhunt and childhood cults to navigating the madness of the Korean entertainment industry and the daily trials of being a dad. On HEY TABLO, comedy, chaos, and comfort meet as he brings you into his world with unfiltered rants, funny stories, and no-BS life advice designed to help you cope with the absurdity of your own day. Whether you’re a longtime Epik High fan, or just here for some laughs or a place to belong, this is your weekly check-in. Connect with Tablo at @blobyblo on Instagram & X. Business Inquiries: heytablo@studiox.kr