On today’s Rizz Show episode “Hello, I'm Marvin Diesel” the gang discusses catalytic converter thieves hitting the company vans, mandatory fun days with custom leather goods, and Lern’s terrifying hypnagogic spider hallucinations. All that plus, a guy who Theragunned his own eyeballs, a 13-year-old bailing on a Disneyland log flume, a day-drinking school bus driver, and the single greatest fast food item ever created. We also play a round of Facebook Marketplace Price is Right, drop some Headline Goo, and debate whether "Gaylord" is due for a comeback. Chapters: 00:00:00 - Catalytic Converter Thieves 00:27:08 - Sleep Paralysis Spiders 00:40:36 - Boost Your Stats 00:56:45 - Massage Gun Eyeballs 01:00:42 - Log Flume Bailout 01:07:08 - Drunk Bus Driver 01:16:44 - Elite Fast Food 02:04:02 - Terrible Baby Names 02:26:38 - Marketplace Price Game 02:39:10 - Headline Goo