Slay the Spire is a strategic deckbuilder that requires careful planning, deep card synergy, and mathematical precision. Naturally, we spent our entire run completely ignoring the mechanics to draft the worst possible cards available. Instead of actually building a functional deck, we ruined our chances by [Insert specific terrible gameplay decision, e.g., refusing to block, picking curse cards on purpose, etc.]. Before getting absolutely flattened by [Insert specific boss/enemy name], the session completely derailed into us aggressively arguing about [Insert weird banter topic/tangent from the video]. It turns out that if you just blindly click on shiny cards without reading what they do, the Spire will punish you immediately. Hit that Like button and Subscribe to NotAlaska Games to watch us ruin more strategy games. Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@NotAlaskaGames/?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gaming/NotAlaskaGames 00:00 Arguing About the Character Models 02:15 Drafting Cards Based Exclusively on Vibes 05:30 Refusing to Do Basic Math 08:45 The Gremlin Nob Disrespect 12:00 Dying in Act One About Slay the Spire: Slay the Spire is a roguelike deckbuilder where players craft unique decks, discover powerful relics, and battle bizarre creatures to climb a massive tower. Or, if you are us, it is a game where you actively sabotage your own deck, ignore the math, and get murdered by a giant bird in the first act. #SlayTheSpire #NotAlaskaGames #FunnyGamingMoments #Deckbuilder #SlayTheSpireGameplay #Roguelike #GamingBanter