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Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.
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Cast
Bert Kreischer
Bert
Mark Hamill
Albert
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
Iva Babic
Irina
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Nikola Djuricko
Igor
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Sreckovic
Fedor
JS
Jovan Savic
Irina's Father
MN
Marko Nedeljkovic
Young Igor
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher
Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #1
Maaari Mo Ring Magustuhan
Aksyon4.1
Gun Shy
Aksyon4.8
Blasted
Aksyon5.6
Your Father Is Probably an Old Man
Komedya7.3
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
Aksyon6.3
Henry Danger
Aksyon6.0
The Thundermans
Aksyon7.1
R.J. Decker
Aksyon7.6
Tires
Aksyon7.1
MacGruber
Aksyon7.5
Our Sticky Love
Aksyon7.0
My Name Is Gutierrez
Drama7.2
The Five Star Weekend
drama6.4
The Last Teal Dragon
Aksyon8.3
Peacemaker
Aksyon6.0
The Trainee
Aksyon7.4
Eagleheart
Aksyon5.8
Mortal Kombat
Aksyon6.5
The Neighbor
Aksyon6.5
The Office Movers
Aksyon6.2
No Traces
Aksyon6.0
A Detective Housewife
Aksyon6.0
Búnker
Aksyon8.2
Study Group
Aksyon7.7
Undercover High School
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