"Hey guys, my eyes are up here," is what a salmon might say to you, when it catches you staring at its sumptuous cheeks, if a salmon could speak English, or any of the Terrestrial Languages. You see, in salmon society, they don't eat each other's cheeks, because that would be cannibalism. And even if they did, you wouldn't hear about it on my channel, because cannibalism videos are pretty much radioactive to advertisers. So today, we're going to put the focus back on good ol' interspecies predation; my favorite kind, actually: man (or lady) eating fish. And not just any fish. A fish preserved, seemingly by magic, inside of a can. Waiting, waiting, for years perhaps, to see light again for just a few moments. This, folks, is just one brief glimpse of life on planet Earth. On test: Wildfish Cannery Pan-Fried Salmon Cheeks This is episode 206 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products 00:00 WAWEDH 00:38 box tour 01:11 opening the can 01:37 let's play with our food 02:42 taste test 03:49 a new challenger approaches 04:40 a discussion on the quality of cheeks' fattiness 06:38 Final Thoughts 07:14 FREE CAT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish #deenz