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I have finally found the worst movie of all time! I could go on and on about now utterly horrible this is, but I suppose I will just say nothing about it is of any quality. Simply, everything about this film is total rubbish!

What a huge mess. Not even William Dafoe can save this overly violent story of two brothers who kill hardened criminals in the name of God. It's about as bad as it sounds. first of all I don't know who taught these guys to do action scenes and I don't know about anyone else but I don't like watching endless shoot-outs in slow motion. Despite a few comical scenes most noted is the very offbeat death of a cat this movie goes nowhere fast. This mind numb film is filled with violence and endless stream of profanity and enough gay jokes to last me a long time. Best leave this stinker right on the shelf where it belongs.

One of the WORST films I have ever had the dubious pleasure of watching all the way through to the end. The action is so bad it's comedic, the characters are poorly crafted and underdeveloped, the soundtrack is one of the worst ever set to film, and the lame attempts at humor irritate far more than they amuse. The dialog as well as the story itself is not even B movie quality. Avoid at all costs.

This movie is an unintelligible piece of crap. The only reason I rented it was because of the comparisons to Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs written on the box. Those are great movies, this one doesn't even approach being that good. Don't waste your time. Oh, it does feature Ron Jeremy in a non-porno role, if that interests you.

The Boondock Saints is about two modern day purveyors of justice. Almost by accident two Irish Catholic brothers find themselves cleaning up the streets of Boston one criminal at a time all the while the police and a hotshot gay FBI agent are on their trail. They stay one step ahead of both the bad guys and the cops as they take out the trash. Who doesn't root for someone cleaning up the streets? It's bloody and a little sanctified in a sense that they have made themselves into judge, jury and executioner but it is also refreshing. The movie is somewhat light for such heavy violence and shooting. It is a fun movie.