Subscribe now: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Noisey Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom": http://bit.ly/Fatty-Boom-Boom CLOSE DA CURTAINS! PUMP UP DA BASS! PLAY IT FUCKED UP LOUD! SET TO 720p HD MUDAFUCKAZ! DA COOKIE THUMPER IZ HERE!!! YO-LANDI VI$$ER is a cute young ORPHAN GIRL who has a big crush on a bad-ass GANGSTER BOY called ANIES. ANIES has just got out of PRISON. INSIDE prison ANIES runs with the notorious NUMBERS gangs. OUTSIDE prison ANIES runs with the UGLY AMERICAN street gang. YO-LANDI thinks about ANIES day and night, hoping he will come visit her soon. Sure it's fun to fuck with the DARK SIDE. But careful what you wish for...YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT! (SEE CREDITS BELOW) COOKIE THUMPER - Lyrics THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER TWEE SES TWEE SEWE OF IS JY N AG BRA Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER 26 27 OR ARE YOU A 28 THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER TWEE SES TWEE SEWE OF IS JY N AG BRA Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NU